https://youtu.be/nvJjGO47XxA
You see while Donald Trump had a good time quipping [that] his draft papers got lost in the mail (as for that reason, he never served our country), perhaps 2 tour Afghan Army vet and sharp shooter Jason Galvin of Minnesota might inspire him.
Surely, next time when Trump meets a bald eagle he’ll be a bit bolder and braver when coming face to face with our nation’s symbol: The majestic, endangered Bald Eagle.
Although The Donald very well may have been protecting his neck’s nest and combover when the eagle he was doing a commercial with got to close to him (most probably thinking it was a new, bleached nest he was gonna try to land and poop on), the fact of the matter is: Donald was scared (yet, he wants to run the country eh?)
Well perhaps he should take notes from the Army vet who did a good deed that turned out to be a rather patriotic duty-given that he rescued a bald eagle that had been hanging from a tree like a Bush era chad hanging from the voting booth cards [once upon a disastrous time].
For two days, Jason Galvin had been
