If DONALD TRUMPs Gonna Try And Run This World, He Needs To Know How To Fly With Eagles

Donald Trump’s political shenanigans and decided to pay him a visit—to humble him down the literal roots he once upon a time was best known for: being bald, too (beneath that notorious comb-over that, these days, takes quite the back seat to his unconventional run for the presidency).

I see you are practiced in worshipping things that fly…. Good. –General Zod

You are not the president…No one who leads so many could possibly kneel so quickly. -General Zod

 

Well if The Donald is going to be granted his own Oval Office and be fit to run the world as he sees fit and desires, he first has to make nice with the countries’ bird: The Eagle.

Welp. During a photo shoot, it was captured that, that didn’t go over too tell as the prominent pompous businessman was seen ducking with the scared face while trying to protect his snatch back from getting snatched back by the 27 year-old bald eagle (named Uncle Sam).

trump Eagle

Although he likes to appear as unbothered and fearless to the world, the eagle most probably humbled Trump down to his heart vessels.

Shot this past August + conceptualized by Martin Schoeller, Time Magazine captured the moment that Trump reached for a bottle of aspirin and got shown whose

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