Coming across my desk and these antennae eyes of mine, this story surely took me by surprise when [if you only knew how much I’ve always said that Oprah and one of the prettiest women in the industry-Lauryn Hill-closely remind me of one another]–
so much so
they could be mother and daughter or close kin! I swear if you didn’t know them from being famous, you’d probably see it like I see and believe they actually were!
See! Bet you never thought about that huh?!
We-here: *wiggles my index and middle finger back and forth from your forehead to mine*
At any rate.
In an old video that surfaced and is now floating around the Internet, Oprah’d probably be feeling real sexy and so proud that the likes of one of Waka’s homeboys would (and I quote): “give her the business/take her down because she has Million Dollar #^$$#” (unquote).
But according to [what I guess is] the elite taste of the likes of Waka Flocka Flame, Oprah couldn’t “get the business” from him at all, (and I quote): “I won’t f&Ɔk that ugly b!tch” (unquote).
*shoulder shrug*
(I’m guessing because the likes of Oprah Winfrey is farrrrrrrrr from worthy of his repertoire of honeys that he f&Ɔks Maybe?).
*makes cross eyed screw face*
But with a mom (Deb Antney) working overtime and hard as she can-branding herself in this game after managing such top, high profile artists as an “Onika Maraj” (managed by Antney wayyyyyyyy far back before she became: “Nicki Minaj”), a “Gucci Man” and her dear son, a “Waka Flocka Flame”…needless to say, when she heard about this disrespect making its way around the Internet, she stepped right in and demanded a public apology be spilled from his those pretty lil’ lips of his going forward as he learns to keep his honey where his mouth is.
This time, he’s rapping a different tune to the beat of (and I quote): “I feel obligated to take responsibility for my actions and publicly apologize to Oprah. My remarks about you were both extremely unnecessary and disrespectful. This regretful situation made me look at women and how I address them in a more responsible way.”
Awwwww.
Yeah. Okay. But’ter’ruh’uh.
I’ll keep you posted as to whether or not Oprah will feel it be necessary to invite Waka for a sit down on her couch any time soon, okay?
Until then, in the articulate words written exactly how Flaka says it: “Oh-Let-Do-It.”
Let’s make a deal shall we?
If you don’t hold your breath waiting on this sit down, OR even so much as an apology acceptance (from Oprah), I PROMISE I won’t “make [you] wait too loooooooong Harpo!”
I’ll be the first to give you the thumbs up wif this union does happen.
What’s wif? (When and if)…………………………………….Never.
But like we at #OtherSideoftheFame always say across Twitter: #Staytuned
{Eye Spy’d: Jonathan Hailey of the UrbanDaily}
