While the “hackers” may have gotten a hold of (and leaked) female celebs’ nudies like that of sexy Jill Scott, Vanessa Hudgens, Amber Heard, Megan Good, Rihanna, Jennifer Lawrence , Gabrielle Union (and thanks to her United Nations speech): threats of leaking Emma Watson’s; they haven’t quite made it around to the men yet but Nick Jonas aint waitin’ his turn.
Gone are the days of the boy from the boy band Nick Jonas is showing all that he’s a man.
Although the 22 year-old did it for the boys first (gave a striptease at BPM a New York gay club) this time he’s doing it for the girls.
In what looks like a 2014 version of a retro Mark Wahlberg Calvin Klein add, Nick Jonas is showing us all what he’s working with in his Flaunt magazine spread’s…“Grind” issue (seriously-that’s the issue’s title).
It’s atypical for any magazine to publish pictures of a male crouch grabbing but Flaunt magazine must have known that their readers and Nick Jonas’ fans would not get their panties in a bunch…at least about that.
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For the record, I keep my flustering a bit P-G when I write these things up but I gotta admit-my tongue did one helluva dance and I was a little flustered (for about 2 minutes).
Now, I’ve seen some incredibly pronounced and even nicely broad backs and exaggerated torso’s leading to male crouches in my time, but never have I seen such an “explorative,” exaggerated lower back/torso-so pronounced and deep, leading to…an a$$. What IS that thing? I just wanna buy it and..and…put it in glass vase or something-I dunno.
*throws hand*
Oh don’t mind me, my eyes and mind chisel and compute robotically.
At any rate, now that the perving and objectification is over, let me remind you that Nick’s self-titled solo release is due out November 11, and his Top 10 iTunes new single + video [for] Jealous, (as featured top the OSF big screen) is out now-which features his actual girlfriend Olivia Culpo.
His spread in Flaunt is on newsstands, now!
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