While the “hackers” may have gotten a hold of (and leaked) female celebs’ nudies like that of sexy Jill Scott, Vanessa Hudgens, Amber Heard, Megan Good, Rihanna, Jennifer Lawrence , Gabrielle Union (and thanks to her United Nations speech): threats of leaking Emma Watson’s; they haven’t quite made it around to the men yet but Nick Jonas aint waitin’ his turn.
In what looks like a 2014 version of a retro Mark Wahlberg Calvin Klein add, Nick Jonas is showing us all what he’s working with in his Flaunt magazine spread’s…“Grind” issue (seriously-that’s the issue’s title).
It’s atypical for any magazine to publish pictures of a male crouch grabbing but Flaunt magazine must have known that their readers and Nick Jonas’ fans would not get their panties in a bunch…at least about that.
For the record, I keep my flustering a bit P-G when I write these things up but I gotta admit-my tongue did one helluva dance and I was a little flustered (for about 2 minutes).
Now, I’ve seen some incredibly pronounced and even nicely broad backs and exaggerated torso’s leading to male crouches in my time, but never have I seen such an “explorative,” exaggerated lower back/torso-so pronounced and deep, leading to…an a$$. What IS that thing? I just wanna buy it and..and…put it in glass vase or something-I dunno.
Oh don’t mind me, my eyes and mind chisel and compute robotically.
At any rate, now that the perving and objectification is over, let me remind you that Nick’s self-titled solo release is due out November 11, and his Top 10 iTunes new single + video [for] Jealous, (as featured top the OSF big screen) is out now-which features his actual girlfriend Olivia Culpo.
His spread in Flaunt is on newsstands, now!
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