colonoscopy and endoscopy procedures.
The funny lady who made us all laugh in life, was still humorous about death (while living) and now that-that time has come, it is eerily a case of art imitating life with instructions at death.
In her 2012 book: I Hate Everyone…Starting With Me, Rivers wrote an entire chapter about death, and funerals.
WHAT JOAN WANTS FOR HER OWN FUNERAL:
“When I die, I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action…I want Craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene! I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I don’t want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don’t want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing “Mr. Lonely.” I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyoncé’s.”
JOAN JOLT ON OBITUARIES:
“I love the obituaries. To me,
