Now looka here.
Y’all can keep trying to stuff Teen Mom Farrah Abraham in mom jeans if you want to, but she’s fighting the good fight and here to let you all know that you mad mom in a minivan judgers can go on and travel with those pants-sister.
With two sex tapes with Vivid Entertainment, a line of sex toys, and a music video with her daughter on her hip mocking her “haters” who, as we speak, are petitioning to keep her from being invited to the MTV Teen Mom reunion; Farrah wants to let you all know that y’all can’t fold her diaper.
The former Teen Mom is now on to the next: Putting her intellectual skills to paper while boppin’ ‘round town shopping her erotic novel trilogy [most probably and ode to match what she was originally known for, but in a more “creative” way of explaining just how she became “Teen Mom”].
The 22 year-old is not playing about riding out her 15-minutes of fame. And while y’all are riding her, she’s grinding and ready. Of the trilogy [affectionately and life imitating art-ingly called]: “Celebrity Sex Tape;” Farrah has already written the first two of the three books I’ll have you know. The incentive and attention was obviously so great after having filmed her two sex tapes-indeed leaving very much to “write home about” –‘cause she got busy: imMEED-JATley.
Like most-who do and say questionable things in which they know they are going to be held in contempt by the court of public opinion-the books won’t go without a “spiritual” “positive,” or “reflective,” explanation in hopes the coming blows will softened for the “Blowin’” music video singer.
In a recent interview with US Weekly, Farrah explains: “I think because of the experiences I went through, and I think some of them were unfair, and I guess judged incorrectly from the public when I was going through some things with my sex tape. I think it was the catalyst for me to start writing therapeutically, and then I was thinking of fictional characters so I could kind of get out of my head and this came about.”
For the record (and her “haters” who call her hoes and think hoes can’t be turned into housewives or that Teen Mom’s can’t get a date or a man), with the money well-spent, the single mom of 5 year-old Sophia has now put her porn past behind her and has even begun dating again.
“I think dating is definitely easier, but I’m working on some other projects right now that help me be around more level-headed men and I hope to find myself a great business man who has his own thing going on and not really about entertainment,” she reveals.
“I really just want them to get to know me for who I am, and the hardworking individual that I am. Not like some sex symbol, not some person who’s a reality star, I’m like a very real person, and I just don’t want anymore fake people.”
Those “fake people” who Farrah is speaking of (referring to) are non other than her former MTV Teen Mom co-stars Catelynn Lowell, Maci Bookout, and Amber Portwood [who are actively insistent Farrah not be invited onto the shows reunion].
Farrah offered this diplomatic response [about?] the issue: “Truthfully I was never friends with any of them. Personally I like to keep my life separate. We came in this project separate, and I think it’s best we keep our lives separate.”
Source: Wonderwall
Photo credits: MTV/Promotional, WENN, Photo: Invision/AP
