Nannybait: BEN AFFLECK & GAVIN ROSSDALE’s Marriages On The Rocks To JENNIFER GARNER & GWEN STEFANI Allegedly Over Their Sleeping w/The Hired Help + ZAYN MALIK’s Breaks Engagement TO PERRIE EDWARDS

estranged from the Don’t Speak singer:

Jen, 43, and Ben, 42, have been married since 2005 and together, share two daughters (Violet Anne, 9, Seraphina Rose Elizabeth, 6) and one son Samuel, 3).

Gavin, 49, and Gwen, 45, have been married since 2002 and together, have three boys: Kingston, 9, Zuma, 6, and Apollo, 1.

I know what you’re thinking: “Why are the keep hiring these young, attractive nanny’s and having them around their husband’s and kids?”

Welp. Apparently,