doing pretty much anything via mobile phone 
(while driving) is equally as dangerous and should (too) serve as a warning against [doing].
Well unfortunately, Clifford Ray Jones, 58 couldn’t wait until he got home (or at least pull over on some dark, desolate, debris-laden alley to handle his functions).
Instead, while driving, the Detroit Michigan man (pants down) was adventure seeking solo and met his demise when his car swerved out of control.
Jones was not wearing a seatbelt and was ejac ejected through the roof of his 1996 Toyota on the M-10 ramp to Interstate 75 around 3:30 a.m Sunday January 24.
Mmmmmmmm.
https://youtu.be/SFa3mcux6tY
Look. I don’t make this stuff up. I just make it dope.
h/t: NewYorkDailyNews
