Detroit Man Dies While Driving And Watching Porn

Ok cool. I’m a good sport. Got an open-heart, open mind-all that.

Now I’m all for riding shot-gun with the honey and doing spontaneously dangerous acts of playing games of “keep your eyes on the road while we get our swerve on,” and all

…but some things are just too far out of my adventure-seeking repertoire.

While we’re constantly bombarded with warnings of not texting and driving, one can only assume that

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