Detroit Man Dies While Driving And Watching Porn

Ok cool. I’m a good sport. Got an open-heart, open mind-all that.

Now I’m all for riding shot-gun with the honey and doing spontaneously dangerous acts of playing games of “keep your eyes on the road while we get our swerve on,” and all

https://youtu.be/DKSq64FVcI4

…but some things are just too far out of my adventure-seeking repertoire.

While we’re constantly bombarded with warnings of not texting and driving, one can only assume that