Although Sal haveth thy child Sherri Shepherd shall not want (or have anything to do with), she maketh baby lie down in (literal) green pastures and restoreth his soul in the path of righteousness for her name’s sake.
Despite The View cohost and “Sal from the D” being enemies, liberty and justice for all has been decided—for now at least.
Unfortunately, Sal and Sherrie had a nasty divorce during the time a surrogate was impregnated with the child that was to be Sherri’s and Sal’s. Sal asserted that he was living on welfare and barely able to care for the child since Shepherd walked through the valley and shadows of leaving him left and thine aren’t with he.
Well in the new legal clause established, Sherri was ordered to prepareth a table before baby in the presence of his daddy and has anointed his head with oil: His cup now runneth over.
(We might want to hide these morsels from Chris Brown’s baby’s mother)
…but Sherri will (for now) be forking over
