Unbreaking Hearts: Despite Rumors & Pics of SERENA & DRAKE Being Boo’d Up, SERENA’s Focused On THEE Game–Not DRAKE’s

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Open sesame, proceed, and breathe again all you ladies still holding out for, onto and keeping hope alive along with that light in the window: those ever-lasting torches being held for Drakey boy.

I’m here to unbreak your hearts, say you’ll love him again. I’ll undo that pain he caused when he walked out of your lives and into Serena’s.

Get your panties out of a bunch now as sources say that despite where your eyes could see, lift your fingers from clutching your chest as I put my hands on this for yas:

The “makeout” session provided to you by the blurred lines and pixels of our TerMiteZ friends as delivered to your optical was all but an illusion.

Although the 28 year-old rapper and the 33 year-old tennis champion appeared to cozy and cuddle, it was anything but a rapper “lay[ing] down his jacket so [she] could walk over a puddle” kind of night at Sotto in the ‘nasty Nati’ where I sat literally 15 minutes away dining in-car on my McDonalds’ Asian salad, no chicken and mounds of almonds and light sesame salad dressing–having my own Sotto sorta fancy smancy morsels I might add. (Sorry Drake and Serena, you missed out–just about as my bucket list was kicked, as, (after my write up on her win and the Cincinnati being the place to be to witness her last and final win before retiring) being there was certainly on my list and place to be before the week had other plans for me…

*laughs out loud

Say no more however, our TerMiteZ friends took over and took control of a few ladies’ hearts and souls after delivering pixilated catastrophes much to their shock, block and awe.

Welp, since our write up on it yesterday afternoon, a source told Page SixSerena briefly dated Drake around 2011

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and even though it didn’t end that well, they have remained friends since. He has been at her side at a lot of tournaments recently, including Wimbledon in July, where he sat in her box next to her sister Venus. Serena is single at the moment and is focused on winning the US Open, and making history.”

Additionally, despite the breakup of Serena and her coach (slash) boyfriend Patrick Mouratoglou, Serena is

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