Oh Charlie. Out here acting like a ham again.
Although things have been pretty quiet between Charlie Sheen and his ex: actress Denise Richards, today proved the one time doting couple (slash) husband and wife who, together, made kids-still have beef.
Whether or not his next move is exactly #winning or no, I dunno. But the fact is: #Tigerblood struck again. And this time, he clawed at Richards: the mother of his cubs.
Deleted now, but in what looks like a page torn out of a 5th graders Trapper Keeper loose-leaf notebook, the 49 year-old Anger Management and former Two and a Half Men actor posted messages to his Twitter account-making it clear-the difference between his current wife Brooke Mueller and ex wife Denise (who he refers to as a ‘heretic washed up piglet shame pile-by comparison to Brooke-by whom he refers to as ‘a sexy rok star whom I adore):
Don’t know what brought that on-on a day like Father’s Day, but from the looks of it, they may be having some legal spat— that’s better off none of any our business.
Charlie ranted on, putting us all up in and through the business:
“open letter to
the
media:
Denise Richards
is a shake down
piece of shit doosh phace
&
worst mom alive!
a despicable charlatan who
sux ISIs
ass!!!!
(and cock)
fuk it
I’m out
©
I have paid that
Klay-Vinnik leaky diaper
over 30 Mil
and she calls me
a DbD!
see u in
court you evil
terrorist sack of landfill rash
bitch couldn’t act
hot in a fire
or
wet in a pool
you should all
hear her acting lessons:
sounds like
dolphins sucking off
Coyotes!!!
this gangster
Sheenius will be
Winning!
Duh!!
really grandma?
I’m the
ARCHITECT OF THE TERM YOU LEAKY AND MALARIA
RIDDLED
PUDDLE OF SHIT STINK DECAY!!
and now I’m
out
last note;
this lab rat
is from a retarded
shit hole named
“Downers Grove”
nothing further your Honor
hash tag
go fuk Sambora some more
you
“Dood thief”
that genius called
me 1000 times to ask
“how can I get the
ass funk to be less,
ass-funky”
the only answer I had
was
to tell him to
“steep” that hedgehog
in bleach…”
twice a day
for a year
fukker whore
and hey Irv;
go fuk yourself pussy
bitch
I am the truth
you are my enemy
try me
I dubble dare ya
skinny boy face
Sir © of the Sheen
is
on
stand by
Denise just in with the perfect response:
I mean, you can’t wrestle with #Tigerblood so just sit that out there and keep movin.’ Gold star for Denise. Charlie is a pistol! If my memory serves me correct however, all it takes to put #Tigerblood ’s tail between his legs is a little bit of Rihanna. Because so far, studies have shown that out of anybody he’s based out online, Rihanna handled him best. Check it out here. It was pretty funny.
As well, Kim Kardashian has been the recipient of some #Tigerblood before. Nowadays however, she’s excited about her next cub being that of a baby boy. Yesterday, she posted this pic and sentiments:
Precious moments like this when we were traveling on tour with you are what I live for. You’re such a good daddy to North & you will be the best daddy to our new son too! 👨👩👧👦
Posted by Kim Kardashian on Sunday, June 21, 2015
We’re gonna turn it over to our friends at Us Weekly to share with yous, the posh life and whatnots baby North West is soon going to have to share with her little brother!