Dare I say it?
Whether his outlandish, pompous, and presumptuous ego and “way” be drug induced or natural, let’s admit it, the guy did coin the term and hashtag “ #WINNING ” back in 2011 when he graced us all with his presence by breaking his Twitter cherry with his notorious turned infamous social media rants that at the time, were brought the life-live and in person on television interviews and around Tinseltown.
…I mean, the guy was so above reproach that he had no problem reminding us mere mortals that unlike us (as explained around the 7:30-7:46 mark of the video), he had #TIGERBLOOD running through his veins while #WINNING at this game called life.
Well it turns out, our guy Charlie Sheen unleashed a little of his #TIGERBLOOD on pop starlet Rihanna recently when she declined to meet his fiancé. According to reports, Sheen spewed and smeared his #TIGERBLOOD along the lines of his Twitter page when [rather than #WINNING] the pop star played him like a #loser [lower case, I’ll have you know].
On May 22, Sheen and his fiancé Scottine Sheen (formerly known as Brett Rossi) all bumped head at Rihanna’s favorite L.A restaurant (Giorgio Baldi) and Mr. #TIGERBLOOD though it’d be a good idea if Rihanna would meet his fiancé who, according to Sheen is a fan [of hers].
Sheen rants recants (quote) “So, I took my gal out to dinner last night with her best friends for her Bday. We heard Rihanna was present as well. I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancee Scotty to her, as she is a huge fan. Personally I couldn’t pick her out of a lineup at gunpoint. (unquote)”
“Well, the word we received back was that there were too many paps outside and it just wasn’t possible at this time. At this time? AT THIS TIME?? Lemme guess, we’re to reschedule another random 11 million to 1 encounter with her some other night…?”
Although he claimed to care less about meeting the Rude Boy singer, he stated his fiancé was very disappointed: “No biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and ‘please kill me now’ that I’d never get back. My Gal, however, was NOT OK with it. Nice impression you left behind, Bday or not. Sorry we’re not KOOL enough to warrant a blessing from the Princess. (Or in this case the Village idiot.)”
*cat scratch and sound out*
Although Sheen makes no bones claws about being different from us mere mortals, he stated that [unlike Rihanna] he always takes the time out to meet fans. He went on to explain take a jab at her about the pink pixie Wonder Twin-styled pixie wig she’s been sporting around town lately:
“Halloween isn’t for a while. But good on you for testing out your costume in public. See ya on the way down…and actually, it was a pleasure NOT meeting you. Clearly we have NOTHING in common when it comes to respect for those who’ve gone before you. I’m guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds to situate that bad wig before you left the restaurant.”
It didn’t stop there, #TIGERBLOOD wanted to offer Rihanna a little advice, as (from experience) we all know that he knows and has much ado about the ups (and downs) about the show business concrete jungle and thought it best she know a thing or two:
“Here’s a tip from a real vet of this terrain. If ya don’t wanna get bothered DON’T LEAVE YOUR HOUSE! And if this ‘Prison of Fame’ is soooooo unnerving and difficult, then QUIT, junior!”
Rihanna returned the banter changing her Twitter banner’s header pic to some fancy Photoshop work showing herself signing an autograph for a fan—whose face and head were superimposed Sheen’s. She then posted: “If that old queen don’t get ha diapers out of a bunch…”
#TIGERBLOOD Sheen scratched via TerMiteZ and replied by giving her a grammar lesson and having them [to relay for him]: “Dear Ms. Rihan- oh wait, no last name, Okay, Dear R – clearly English is NOT your primary language. Firstly I want to thank you for recognizing me as Royalty. I’m flattered. And secondly, do the good Queen a favor and go tend to the dungeon in my Castle. But beware of the rats and the snakes. They stir with folly awaiting your tepid advance, in the shadows…later Doosh!”
From the looks of things, if Sheen had it his way, this story would go on and on.
Are we there yet?
Other Side of the Fame says so.
It’s a wrap y’all.
Shall we speak for Rihanna—next day?
If we had to caption this pic, we’re guessing Rihanna saying:
“Dear Charlie. See it and weep 🙁 -Love, Rihanna “
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