#NationalWatermelonDay How To Show Up At Your Picnic Making Insta-Smoothies Like A Boss

Beyonce sang it best. They’re gone walk “up in the kitchen saying how the hell did this sh/t happen oh baby.”


I know. I know, right.

Let Twitter tell it, there’s a “#National” day for something everyday and today just so happens to be #National WatermelonDay. #MemorialDay2016

Well, like this guy in this tutorial says: If you’d like to show up at the picnic (during these last remaining ‘picnic’ days) like a boss, bring your:

  • watermelon
  • coat hanger
  • drill

…and you will show your fellow picnickers how it’s done!

They’re gonna be allllllll over you. Tap in:




Surely, this is how you will be received afterwords:


Beyonce at OtherSideoftheFame.com

Author: OSFMagWriter

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