GLORY JOHNSON Court-Ordered 20 Minutes Max To Get All Belongings Out of She & BRITTNEY GRINER’s Home + GRINER Suspended

Sometimes, nothing’s funnier that Latin terminology as it’s often times the language of ‘genitalia.’ Philosophy majors going on to pursue law degrees quickly learn that Latin is the language of the law.

Still (like for example, one who represents himself): ‘Pro Bono” is the term for it-and ya can’t help but sound it out or say it in your head and giggle a bit, I know right?

brittney_griner_glory_johnson-grinerSo goes the latest term used in the Brittney Grimes/Glory Johnson legal battle-lite and all its back and forth teetering judgments, awards and verdicts of the twin pickney’s, the fillings of pockets and property.

‘Persona non gata’ is the Latin term for this week’s verdict and outcome [meaning practically just how it sounds]: “get yourself out”—Glory…(you anddddddd your unborn pickney’s!)

As you may well know, the two just wrapped up last month in court where Glory was victorious in the fact that although she was denied spousal support, (by law) she is eligible to file a motion to collect child support once the twins she is preggers with are born.

This time however, the former loves in basketball squared off on in the court regarding who was going to get what (in the land of property) where this time; Brittney Griner gets the Glory glory. The judge awarded Griner “temporary elusive use” of the couple’s home during the remaining time they sort out the specifics in their subtly nasty split (in all it’s tit for that…glory and captions):



As we informed you, the two returned to court towards the end of September whereby effectively immed-jat-ley, Johnson must leave the premises and schedule a date with Brittney in order to pick up her things…[we guess the judge wanted her to use her skills from the court of basketball for old times sake] as, she will be granted a mere 20 minutes to slam dunk all her belongings into some wide open apparatus that can hold as much as possible [in that short of time].


I know you, like me, can see the scene now (considering Brittney has access to whatever’s left of Glory’s until whenever that 20 minute move out date comes):

TULSA, OK - JUNE 29: Glory Johnson #25 of the Tulsa Shock looks to pass the ball against Brittney Griner #42 of the Phoenix Mercury during the WNBA game on June 29, 2014 at the BOK Center in Tulsa, Oklahoma. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2014 NBAE (Photo by Shane Bevel/NBAE via Getty Images)

“Gimme my such and such”

“Where’s my such and such?”

“This was my such and such”

“I paid for this such and such”

…well save the drama for the mamas, and the dread for your head as, there won’t be any of that hanky panky going down because when Glory comes to pick up here things, she is to have made an appointment with Brittney and be accompanied by the police when she does.

If you’ve got time on your hands and need to get caught up on all this, have at it.

ANG_AGE_2015This is oh so familiar. Oh If I only had the guts and time to tell you my headache story like such…In the meantime, I’ll just shake my head, empathize and scribe. 

Fast forward.

FILE - MAY 15, 2015: According to reports, the WNBA has suspended Brittney Griner and Glory Johnson seven games after being arrested for domestic violence on April 22nd. PHOENIX, AZ - SEPTEMBER 07: Center Brittney Griner #42 of the Phoenix Mercury claps on the court in the first half against the Chicago Sky during game one of the WNBA Finals at US Airways Center on September 7, 2014 in Phoenix, Arizona. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Jennifer Stewart/Getty Images)

As the pendulum swings back Brittney’s way, the girl’s grind is interrupted here of late behind all this.

As camp is about to begin this week, she will not be able to join the training games.

As a result of this mess between she and Glory, Brittney is suspended by the US Basketball Team European training camp.

USA Basketball CEO Jim Tooley gave the following statement:

USA Basketball does not condone violence of any sort. Brittney accepted responsibility for her actions and has been complying with the court order to attend domestic violence counseling and has served a seven-game suspension in the WNBA.

He continued, “USA Basketball has conducted extensive interviews with everyone involved, and because brittneyBrittney has continued to show remorse and has dealt with this issue head-on, USA Basketball believes that the discipline it is imposing on Brittney is appropriate and fair.”

Griner told the Associated Press: “I accept USA Basketball’s decision and will honor the suspension.”

Brittney has completed most of her 26-week court ordered counseling and once completely finished, all charges will be dismissed.

The suspension will begin the moment camp begins [in two weeks] and she’ll have to sit this one out, until.

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