Lochte and pal James Feigen be made to hang out in Rio a bit longer while the claims of what he allege are being investigated.
Hopefully, for the sake of this being any more embarrassing than it’s looking to turn out to be, perhaps Lochte’s Moses-like locks will lend itself enough truth that the swimmers words could part the red sea (like Moses).
Ironically however, today, in all his prayer handed-emoji glory, Lochte tweeted he would be going back to his normal hair color:
My hair is going back to its normal color tomorrow 🙏
— Ryan Lochte (@RyanLochte) August 16, 2016
At this point, this’ll all be put in God’s hands while we sit back and await this Brazilian heathen to make an appearance to atone for his sins.
P.S. We’re going to give Lochte the benefit of the doubt and hold our fire from tossing this story into OSF’s faux pas files just yet. But we gotta admit, our finger is on the trigger.
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