Watch Out Now! You Aint Been Scalped ‘Til You’ve Been Scolded By The ‘Scalia’ – Come Get Your Scalia Scolding!

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As you all may well know by now, one person seething with scorn and less than jovial sentiments right now is Antonin Scalia who (who adamantly feels ObamaCare is “applesauce” and jiggery-pokery.”



Known for his bottomless pits of of untraceable, unsearchable verbiage, synonyms, adjectives and insults, after today (especially), Scalia proves he is worthy of his very own insultinator meter of sorts as, he gives today’s ruling less than stellar sentiments, calling American-wide’s ruling of marriage inequality a]:

Threat to American Democracy”

and feels:

“Today’s decree says that my Ruler, and the Ruler of 320 million Americans coast-to-coast, is a majority of the nine lawyers on the Supreme Court


Well I went where only many a bold man-man and women-women shall dare go today: To brave the Scalia burn.

Ooooh. Ouch. It hurt so good!

Here’s mine:

Scalia’s burn for Angie is…

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“One would think that Angie’s showy profundities are Platonic golf. Ask the nearest hippie.”

*cowboy yell: Whooo hooo!

He’s on the money! Hey. I always say I feel like a flower child, the 60s was my era and wish I was born then!

Heyyyyyyy. GOT my Scalia scolding!

*takes off my shirt and swings it like a helicopter

*inserts index and thumb finger into mouth and does a sexy whistle

Now head over to our friends at Slate and get your own Scalia burn!