Switch Hitting: Soon Men Can Turn Their Sperm Off With The Flip of A Switch

beneath the thin skin of your scrotum.

bimek switchIn it’s ‘off’ (closed) state, (which is a flip of the switch downwards-away from the abdomen) the valve prevents sperms cells from leaving the testicles and mixing with semen before ejaculation.

To open the valve (turn it ‘on’) you push the valve upwards-towards the abdomen.

Once the Bimek SLV implanted, it will work forever.

Talk about amazing fcking science!

Obviously as an advocate of safe sex, nothing beats a condom.

But for the guys who are in relationships (or choose to do whatever it is they do with their wangs), rather than trusting that woman is ‘on the pill,’ or worrying about your pull out game, alls you gotta do now is make sure if your honey is into oral scrotum juggling and perineum parting—be careful she doesn’t flip that switch on ya.

download (2)Now hold your horses fellas.

Thus far, the inventor has been the only one to try it out as yet and is currently hoping to get funding for trials for 25 other men this year.

Urology experts like spokesman for the Society of German Urologists Dr. Wolfgang Bühmann are skeptical, saying the valve could have negative side effects. He believes the valve itself could lead to scar tissue buildup in the seminal ducts and worries that sperm might stick to the valve and lead to clogging the switching mechanism over time.

By contrast, urologist Hartwig Bauer feels the device is far more flexible than even vasectomies are as, 1/3 of all vasectomy patients typically like to have their operations reversed later but that doesn’t always work. This implants on/off switch gives men an option as easy as flipping a switch.

Its estimated to set yous back about $3300.

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