OPRAH is Hiring…No, Really. OPRAH WINFREY is *in my Oprah Voice* Reallllllllllllllllllly Hiring

YOU GET A JOB!

YOU GET A JOB!

YOU GET A JOB!

Look. I know “apply within” could mean something totallyyyyyy spiritual when it comes to Oprah Winfrey, like: apply within (literally-within your soul).

I get it. Trust me, I do.

But this time, it’s figuratively (literally). You get it? She’s hiring y’all.

Read on:

Oprah Winfrey, via her company Harpo, Inc, wants to hire a new communications assistant with a salary of up to $100K (but may start at $75K). Applicants for the job must be key communicators within the team and interfaces with all levels of staff. This position is the trusted support person and will coordinate resources, travel, meetings and projects.

The ideal assistant will be accustomed to supporting high level executives, and will possess the ability to manage multiple tasks simultaneously in a fast-paced environment. The successful candidate can effectively balance changing demands and dynamic schedules, and function under pressure within tight deadlines. Outstanding organizational and communication skills are essential. In addition, the job requires the assistant will be able to build collaborative relationships with the other executives and assistants throughout the company. A high level of professionalism and confidentiality is required in this role.oprah_winfrey

The assistant’s job requires the need to: Schedule appointments, maintains and update Executive’s daily calendar; Answer telephones, screen calls, route callers, take messages, respond to internal and external inquiries, and provide routine information within scope of authority; Schedule, organize and coordinate meetings and facilities, including travel, transportation/hotel arrangements, prepare and distribute materials, agendas, notes, handouts, etc.

As part of the job, the assistant will also arrange presentations and conferences, coordinate equipment needs and refreshments, compile and distribute materials, etc; maintain/update the OWN Press Website, press contact database and working with others in the department to maintain daily press clips; and more.

This position is available in California.

To apply for this position, visit:

http://careers.own.tv/index.php?m=portal&a=details&jobOrderID=4861737

http://careers.own.tv

P.S.

Lady O.

Just so we’re clear (in case I send my resume over), alright.

We saw when our friends at TerMiteZ bombrush you to get your take on the Bobbi Kristina and we noticed you wanted to make it very clear that while you’ve interviewed Whitney Houston, you weren’t “friends.”

On February 2-several tweets-while we kinda went in (on whomever could have possibly been friends with Bobbi Kristina’s mom Whitney) we (I) didn’t have you in mind.

I’m a writer and pop culture journalist-I’m not “friends” with any of the celebs I write about either-no matter if, or how friendly.

I get it.

But I do see where people (who aren’t journalists, or have not gone to school for it etc) can think that journalists or talk show hosts are considered “friends” after a great, chummy interview (or great blog/write up).

Not so.

Now…Everybody “gets it.”

Right y’all? Y’all get it?