MILEY CYRUS Poses Stink in the Pink For PAPER Mag, KELLY ROWLAND Does a Hairsplitting Photo Shoot, KHLOE KARDASHIAN Battles Haters Re: Surgery-Did She, Or Didn’t She? Tap in, Let’s Weigh In:

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Starting with the cover premiering Kim Kardashian in the buff all greased up and oiled down, Paper Magazine is seeing to it that its cover girls are seen through more than just paper thin “Fuggit. Naked.” I’m guessing they’re saying.

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For the magazine’s summer 2015 issue and shot by Paola Kudacki, Miley Cyrus is their latest cover and in spirit of her pet pig Bubba Sue she decided to pose covered in mud, with oink and pink and a dab of paint on the stink.

The full story accompanying the shoot is due digitally today and the print copies out on stands June 22. (It’s said that the article will discuss sexual fluidity and her nonprof org in support of homeless and LGBTQ youth called Happy Hippie Foundation).

In a photo shoot by Mike Rosenthal for Mane Addicts, Kelly Rowland strikes a pose modeling several wigs in spirit of and paying homage to several women in music, fashion and popular culture: Diana Ross, Sade, Farida Khelfa Goude, and Bianca Jagger.

(I’m shocked, as, it was reported some time ago that Kelly was rumored to be playing in a biopic for the late 70s disco diva Donna Summer who was known for her big hair. Kelly’s even had pics circulating mimicking Summer. I guess they probably forgot to include it in this shoot.

Anywho.

Check out the positives from the shoot + footage!

 

 

Khloe Kardashian, on the other hand, is not at all happy with being accused of undergoing liposuction surgery and is caught in the middle of being both pissed and flattered at the disses.

Considering the fact that over recent months, she’s often photographed and IG’ing pictures of herself at the gym, she finds it “disgusting” that people would accuse her of liposuction.

“I find it disgusting but maybe a compliment that I’m being accused of getting Lipo done. I work out 5 days a week. I bust my ass!” Yes this is documented by the paps. I’m assuming if I’ve had any sort of surgery I would need 6-8 weeks off of any intense workout.”

Khloe (my dear fellow Cancer sistren in the universe born a day before me-for that alone, you know I luv ya so…not even trying to be funny here) but let’s keep it real, dill and kosher: As logic and the JennerKardashian image obsessed pattern and m.o dictates…I mean…come on Khoe, liposuction is the junior of surgeries run amok in a combined total of that of Kim, Kylie, Kris and Bruce Caitlyn so like… how could you get upset that people (who’ve-almost overnight-watched your butt go from square to round and plump) not assume or accuse you of perfecting the job by undergoing a little lipo (combined with your newfound love of exercising).

Do you realize how many people would all of a sudden get faithful and develop a newfound relationship with the iron if they could afford to FIRST get their problems areas sucked, tucked, removed, and stuffed? They’d be in the gym perfecting the rest of where they got a costly head-start—just like you.

“Why is it so hard to give credit where credits due? I work my ass off in the gym. Again maybe I should be flattered?!?! Hummmmm,” she added Tuesday. “By the way…. I’m sending this tweet from the gym! Hi hater!!!”

While the jury’s still out on agreement in the fact that with her new changes, Khloe is now “Ko-Ko,” the one truth in this is: She does hit the gym. So, in all fairness to Khloe (haters), here’s Khloe getting it in:

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