God-Damned: HALLE BERRY’s Rumored to be Unmatched.com Again

Let’s all just hope this next rumor is not true, because if it’s anybody that wishes Halle Berry all the best in the relationship department, it’s: All of Us-The World.

Admit it.

I know in your mind, you have a sign like mine [that reads]: “We Want Happiness and Relationship Prosperity for a Woman Named Halle Berry!”

 

108454-original I needn’t spend time rehashing Berry’s Unmatched.com files and going over everything from the tumultuous, the volatile, to the downright awkward directions her relationship details made public have been; but we all thought when Olivier Martinez entered the picture, we finally had a match for the Oscar Award winning actress-that was sure to last a lifetime (especially after he laid hands on that baby’s daddy for being disrespectful and disrupting she, his, their son: Maceo and his step-daughter/Halle’s baby: Nahla–from riding off to wedded bliss-far far away from the paparazzi throes that Halle so badly wished to flee from).

74780-original Well according to reports, a combination of distance + jealousy + insecurity + trust may be rearing its ugly head in this beautiful couples pairing. Rumor has it that Halle, 47, and Martinez, 48, are living separate lives (due to their hectic schedules):

Halle: Filming the CBS series called “Extant.”

Olivier: Guest-starring on ABC’s show called “Revenge.”

134658-original  Now this all could be gossip-column patchwork because Halle showed up to a post-Oscar bash last week manless and ringless-which now, the rumor mill has suddenly attributed to her last publicly being seen with Olivier  117804-original  end of last year (which we did a write up on) as for why she looked unhappy-so now, the couple may be headed for splitsville (according to rumors). 

images (36)  Other sources say the couple are fighting nonstop and things are/have been really bad for a while now because it is rumored that Olivier is jealous of Halle’s co-star (on “Extant”): Gorna Visnjic because………. (in quoting the source) “he knows she loves hot European guys,” (unquote).

Obviously, the denial of all this is out and in full-effect via the actresses rep who proclaims this story (of a near breakup) is completely untrue and they are both working and living happily married with a newborn which, because of, they don’t go out a lot just yet.

Sounds about right (reasonable, and logical).

Hollywood ‘aint gon’ worry me—attributing missing wedding rings, being caught not striking poses, and not being seen on the scene as some kind of relationship Armageddon having struck (either that-or the opposite as clues that some hot steamy romance is abrew).

Patchwork is so annoying.

*eyes in head*

When, or if they do breakup-I will get the G’s straight to you-but for now, consider this the little “g” on the G’s okay, yall?

P.S:

This is Halle, preggers with Maceo-dancing with Olivier, getting her groove on at an Earth, Wind & Fire concert. I absolutely, positively LOVE & ADORE this picture. It made me touch my heart!

HALLE BERRY, PREGGERS WITH MACEO, GETTING HER GROOVE THING ON AT AN EARTH, WIND & FIRE CONCERT! cute!

HALLE BERRY, PREGGERS WITH MACEO, GETTING HER GROOVE THING ON AT AN EARTH, WIND & FIRE CONCERT! cute!

Source: Wonderwall