ARSENIO HALL in Car Accident Involving His Porsche
According to officials, Hall lost control of the wheel of his Porsche while driving in San Fernando Valley (California) then ran off the road. Drugs or alcohol not a factor in this accident.
Hall, left the scene unscathed and uninjured. The Angel’s of Life were obviously with him considering the probability that because he publicly got at Kanye a couple weeks ago;
The Illuminati Gods had a calling on his life, limb or property and came to collect that debt.
*wiggles finger, bites bottom lip and leans toward all you conspiracy theorists*
*looks from left to right suspiciously*
You notice how Beyonce dropped music on December 13, 2013 and made it available only to iTunes, then gave Target the cold should after Target refused to carry the CD after not having first dibbs on the sale of it… (we blogged the details here).
But didn’t you guys NOTICE something?
On December 19, 2013 Target’s credit card security system was breached by hacking and all customers who shopped at Target from the dates of November 27-December 16, 2013 had their credit card information compromised-making bad business for Target this Christmas season.
*tightens lips and nods matter-of-fact-ly*
Yeah…Y’all doing all that talkin’ but didn’t think about that huh?
Y’all ‘aint thankin’. Y’all aint thankin, mane…
*points at you*
I’m telling y’all mane, the Illuminati looks after its people y’all.
Eye Spied via MSNBC Entertainment/Associated Press